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"Wormium" is a world famous beverage which is made up of our world famous ingredients that will totally have you "Worm out"!


Created in 1988 by CEO Vee [LAST NAME WITHHELD FOR LEGAL PURPOSES] during a business trip to the Kremlin, in Moscow Russia, which at the time, was the USSR.

Unfortunately, shortly after the creation and distribution of this beverage, the Soviet Union would experience the famous 1991 Soviet coup d'état attempt, and the USSR would fall into a violent political crisis resulting in the dissolution of the Soviet Union, a major buyer of our famous product.

In 1993, United States President "Bill Clinton" would mention Wormium in his inaugural speech, stating; "Sometimes ya' just gotta drink some wormium and worm out on a Friday night!"

Buy this world famous product and drink it despite the lack of FDA approval today, and "Worm out", wormheads!

(RS)-O-Isopropyl methylphosphonofluoridate; IMPF;
GB;, Propan-2-yl methylphosphonochloridate, 2-(Dimethylamino)ethyl N,N-dimethylphosphoramidofluoridate, 3,3-Dimethylbutan-2-yl methylphosphonofluoridate, sugar, artificial coloring, Desoxyn, Benzoylmethylecgonine, corn starch, Полоний.

PRICE: 1,454.25 Ruble, buy now